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Theatrical Sigh

I just did one. A big one. I am confused. I have been working like a loon. Last week I billed loads of hours and ended the week with a fair chunk of work to start this week with. 2 days later, I apparently have nothing to do... How does this happen? I Plan, I plot, I colour in planners and chunk time in my calendar. I can only surmise that the difference between last Thursday when I felt like I might never get to the end of my list and today is clients. I am waiting for clients. So I know that at more or less any moment, I am going to go from slightly perplexed and a bit wafty to total and complete meltdown. Because I am waiting for 3 things from 3 different clients and I will put money on t

The Alternative Dry January

Are you one of these smug bastards doing Dry January? Or Vegan-aury or some such thing? No? Me either. I’m more likely to get in on Movember and grow a tache than I am to forsake a tipple for 31 days at this time of year! Isn’t January an awful enough month without having to give up the booze as well? At least I no longer smoke so I don’t have that “should” guilt hanging over me as well. It’s cold, it’s dark, it’s rainy. We all have to drag ourselves back to work after a couple of weeks of doing not a busting lot and contemplate the hideous length of time between now and when we next get some kind of a break and preferably some sunshine. Everyone feels guilty about the obscene amount of minc


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